Meredith is styling my hair for church tonight, and I’m struggling to write whilst not falling asleep. Yes, “whilst.” I blame the vocabulary shift on my newest addiction, “Lark Rise to Candleford.” I’m considering taking up corsets too–only because I believe they may work better than Spanx, and it has been a long time since anyone complimented my hourglass figure.
I want to breathe.
Sooooo…since my last post a lot has occurred; no really, it has. I’m going to hit it all at warp speed because that’s how I like to catch up–in fast forward; read it aloud in a chipmunk voice and feel free to laugh–it makes the day so much easier, after all.